35 History Memes That Teach More Than Your High School Textbook

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    cat: meo- ancient Egyptians: A blessing from the Lord!
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    Alexander's Companion cavalry Any army they met
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    Wand The romans used to put criminals into plays, and if their character died in the play, they would die on stage Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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    Caesar and the Romans when the Gallic reinforcements arrived at Alesia Oh no! Anyway
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    lesbianshepard 1/3 funniest thing i learned today is that none of the other senators told cicero about the planned assassination of julius caesar. cicero hated caesar and everyone knew it, they just also hated cicero so they left him out. lesbianshepard Cicero Rest of the senators conspiring to kill Caesar
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    GO AWAY ROMAN EMPIRE CARRIER OF WAR AWW SAFELY ENDANGERED I ALSO CARRY ROADS SPOR GOD DAMN IT IT'S FOR WAR SPOR
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    LEFT EXIT 12 ROME ROME RASE ST. WESTWIED ADDTEXT.COM
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    Nature is Human's best friend. Nature will never hurt humans People of Pompeii in 79 AD: I wish that were so That Dis egrated
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    Random Roman person: How did you get so rich? The Praetorian guard: Squat gubble @history.memes.god The secret ingredient is crime.
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    SPOR They dont know i am about to cross the alps with elephants SPOR
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    SPOR posting Me 8 hours into a monologue about Rome My friends and family
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    13th century English peasants after putting random French/Latin words into their everyday language: We are intellectually superior in every way
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    500 - 400 = 500-400= was How long the Hundred Years' War? 500-400 = 116
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    Asia trading with the Dutch The Dutch trading with Asia
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    Jesus: He who lives by the sword dies by the sword Vikings: Don't mind if I do.
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    Polynesians colonising tiny islands in the Pacific HOMHOT - ТОП ПРОКУРАТУРА Vikings attempting to colonize America
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    Christopher Columbus explained by elementary school teachers
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    Christopher Columbus explained by high school teachers
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    Every time natives ask who and why strange men are on their land: - Not to worry. I have a permit. I bring "technology" and "civilisation (bad food)" The British @yourhistoryplug
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    England when asked how they got all these artifacts: Honestly, I love stealing things.
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    BOND - SEAL + REPAIR BLACK FLEX APE Naming a colonial settlement ON British colonists LACK REPAI "New
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    Thief: *Breaks into a Britain museum and steals african artifacts* The museum: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen
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    Nikola Tesla E 11 Thomas Edison
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    Darwin and his crew after eating all the turtles before they could get one back to Britain
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    When it's 1916 and you hear a weird tractor noise coming from the no man's land guess i'll die
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    Lenins last request being Stalin isn't put in charge of the bolshevik Stalin taking control of the Bolshevik
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    War of 1812 米 We won the war of 1812! No, we won the war of 1812! World War 2 We lost the war. We?
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    Allied powers Italy Axis powers
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    Switzerland Sweden Germany Russia Jedi Knight Jedi Academy core
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    Aaryan Physique according to Hitler Physique of the Top Nazi Generals
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    SCHOOL HUS 29222822 The only complete Spinosaurus skeleton Allied bombers
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    3 rules: -no wishing for socialism Cold War USA -no falling in love with the -no bring back iDM I wish for political autonomy and control over my natural resources USSR Latin Che America There are 4 rules natic
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    Hungary in 1956: Hey we'd like to be a more liberal version of communist. The Soviet Union: ...and I took that personally
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    My sister: when did the British go to war? Me: with who? My sister: France Me: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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    POLICE Secret Service President Boris Yeltsin running down Pennsylvania Avenue drunk and in his underwear, just trying to get a pizza
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